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A: I
have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How
old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. |
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A family of
mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and
said,
"Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?"
asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to
learn a second language." |
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A man goes to
the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.
If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it
really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've
broken your finger!" |
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Patient:
Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you
drink. |
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Patient:
Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.
No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please! |
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Two boys were
arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher,
"When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. |
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A:
Just look at that young person with the short hair and
blue jeans. Is it a boy or
a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were
her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother |
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Mother:
Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Girl: First day? Do you mean I have to go back
tomorrow? |
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Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny,
from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly. |
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A: Hey, man!
Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. |
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